Below are the 12 most recent journal entries recorded in secretpublic's LiveJournal:

Tuesday, April 26th, 2005
11:51 pm	I feel low, low, low ... Thus quoth Sting. The man's a genius. (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Monday, February 14th, 2005
4:17 pm	"what you have invented, Percy, if indeed it has a name, is some ... green" I have decided to change my fortune by inventing a new drink, henceforth to be known as wine-free alcohol. It's basically alcohol without wine it in and it is pitched at the binge-drinker market. If I put it in a fancy bottle and hyperinflate the price, it should sell well. To accompany this, I'm devising a range of bread free Doner kebabs. Somebody sent me out into the cold London night to find such a thing once. I returned emptyhanded, thereby providing a proof of concept. Will the invisible monkey please stop squeezing my eyes. Current Mood: hungry Current Music: Judas Priest (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Sunday, February 13th, 2005
7:54 pm	I fell over Yeah, I fell over today, in the field. I was walking the dog and wearing old shoes so it was my own fault. I never fall over when I'm drunk. Maybe I'm the Antidrunk, I behave as drunk people do ... when I'm sober. The evidence is overwhelming, now I think of it. When sober I fall in love with people and talk shite. Greta told me about alcohol-free wine today. The world has gone mad. If some freelance work doesn't flood in soon, I'm going to have to eat my own body for sustenance. Current Mood: meh Current Music: Placebo - Burgert Queen (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Saturday, February 5th, 2005
8:58 pm	quote of the day Carlosinha (5): "my finger's not healthy". Current Mood: blank Current Music: no music (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Wednesday, February 2nd, 2005
2:04 pm	Something's Gone Wrong Again ... And I can't for the life of me think what it is. On the plus side, I nearly added some words to my story about Emily Turtleton and the Plausible Shark. Maybe tonight. My computer won't close itself down properly either. Something's going on. Current Mood: and unsettled Current Music: Bruch - Violin Concerto #1 in Gm (Comment on this)
Wednesday, January 12th, 2005
1:44 pm	I have a pointy head It's true, my head tapers to a point. This only becomes evident when I have had a really short haircut and the hair has grown out a bit. When they remake Earth Girls Are Easy, I'm a dead cert for one of the aliens. How much more grey could today be? None. None more grey. Current Mood: blah Current Music: Totally From The Heart (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, January 11th, 2005
12:58 am	gimme cheese or gimme death Forget your drugs of choice. What the world needs now is cheese, more cheese. It's cheaper than dope, you can buy it in supermarkets and it can give you the strangest dreams. Maybe that's an old wives ' tale but what the heck. Works for me. (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Sunday, January 9th, 2005
8:24 pm	Make every message on your mobile phone ... ... a hyakurokuju. (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, January 7th, 2005
3:05 pm	Zinc I was just going to eat some zinc. Does beer have zinc in it? Medical note: one's arse is not designed to deliver fluids. Current Mood: oooh, matron! Current Music: The Sound of Silence - no, really. (1 Comment |Comment on this)
12:42 am	This is for young people I was ill today, stayed at home from work. Slept four hours, now I'm not sleepy. Current Mood: yet oddly lively Current Music: The TV (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, January 6th, 2005
12:04 am	What a pile of poo. I can't get the hang of this at all. Who wants to read about my crappy life anyhow? Current Mood: anxious Current Music: 10cc Deceptive Bends (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, January 3rd, 2005
12:38 pm	Ooh. Here I am then. Current Mood: strangely Current Music: Snow Patrol (3 Comments |Comment on this)